You want to know what's going on, but you're a busy, busy person. I mean, golly, you've only got a few hours every day at work to catch up on your web surfing, and you can't spend too much of the company's bandwidth just perusing for updates on my site, right? Thus, Duck Dispatch is born. News. Updates. Information. Shouts out to my peeps, and yours. And occasionally, something really interesting. (There is no express or implied guarantee of anything interesting.)

To make you review even faster, we've added this key to the updates:
	Frank's Chicks updated		Travel update for a trip by air
	Frank's Spoiled Movie Endings		Travel update for a trip by land
	FrankPals© updated		Travel update for trip by sea
	FrankStuff! merchandise updated		Shouts out to my peeps (or from you to yours)
	News that doesn't fit in another category		Web content update

	31 December 2004 - Added 73 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	31 December 2004 - Unlike Tubby, I am cool enough to invite to a New Year's Eve party.
	30 November 2004 - Added 27 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	06-08 November 2004 - Out to Altus and Lawton, Oklahoma + Blair, Granite, Martha and Victory, Oklahoma.
	31 October 2004 - Added 9 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	02-15 October 2004 - At long last, leg 5 of 6 of the U.S. tour -- the "Don't Tread on Me" tour
	30 September 2004 - Added 16 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	17-25 September 2004 - Off to San Francisco for Tubby's work conference (just pics of the opening and closing parties)
	11 September 2004 - Frank from Washington DC joined the collective Pals.
	10-12 September 2004 - I'm off to Yosemite National Park... the third oldest national park in the United States.
	10 September 2004 - I snuck in and crashed Priscilla's 13th birthday slumber party, and got a half dozen new FrankPals.
	04 September 2004 - I got to make a run to the local sanitary landfill -- the dump -- with Tubby.
	31 August 2004 - Added 30 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	14-21 August 2004 - Our invasion into the western portion of Canada: success!
	07-08 August 2004 - A trip to an indian casino, and popped by Esparto and Capay, California .
	31 July 2004 - Added 21 previously released films to the list of Spoiled Movie Endings.
	24-26 July 2004 - We're off to Graceland in Memphis and Jackson, Tennessee + West Memphis and Marion, Arkansas.
	20-22 July 2004 - We're back in Denver, but trust me, I didn't get to do ANYTHING [at least worth writing about].
	18 July 2004 - Darren joins the club as a FrankPal.
	04 July 2004 - Introducing the Get Inked With Frank deal. You get a Frank tattoo, we pay the bill -- and for ice cream.
	03 July 2004 - Down to Six Flags Magic Mountain on what turned out to a a somewhat disappointing experience.
	03 July 2004 - Marvin the Martian and the Animaniacs Yakko, Dot and Wakko joined my little FrankPals club.
	02 July 2004 - Before going home for the long weekend, I looked in on to the Mary Kay party going on here in the office.
	02 July 2004 - Krista, Jennifer and Danna hooked up with me as new FrankPals.
	02 July 2004 - The long search is over, and I've hired Henry as my Administrative Assistant. Welcome, Henry!
	01 July 2004 - Six months since we last archived some updates, but you can still read about January - June from here.