You want to know what's going on, but you're a busy, busy person. I mean, golly, you've only got a few hours every day at work to catch up on your web surfing, and you can't spend too much of the company's bandwidth just perusing for updates on my site, right? Thus, Duck Dispatch is born. News. Updates. Information. Shouts out to my peeps, and yours. And occasionally, something really interesting. (There is no express or implied guarantee of anything interesting.)

To make you review even faster, we've added this key to the updates:
	Frank's Chicks updated		Travel update for a trip by air
	Frank's Spoiled Movie Endings		Travel update for a trip by land
	FrankPals© updated		Travel update for trip by sea
	FrankStuff! merchandise updated		Shouts out to my peeps (or from you to yours)
	News that doesn't fit in another category		Web content update

	27 June 2004 - Off to San Francisco Pride for a wander about (that's the so-called "gay pride" celebration).
	21 May-17 June 2004 - I'm out down under to New Zealand and Australia.
	20 May 2004 - 31 not-so-new films added to the spoiler library in this month's updates (short month due to my trip).
	14-16 May 2004 - A lovely wander around California's Chester, Clear Creek, Hamilton Branch, Susanville and Westwood
	11 May 2004 - In a delirious fit of boredom, I bummed a ride to Sylmar, California to see what the place had to offer.
	30 April 2004 - 64 not-so-new films added to the spoiler library in this month's updates.
	29 April-3 May 2004 - I'm back to Tripp, South Dakota to sign final purchase papers on my Midwestern Office. Yea!
	24 April 2004 - Back up along Interstate 5, this time hanging around Portland, Oregon.
	9-11 April 2004 - I endured camping. It wasn't horrible, and I did get to go see the Pt. Sur Lightstation.
	2-4 April 2004 - Interstate 5 Corridor Trip where we wandered around Seattle and the 'burbs, and some other places
	31 March 2004 - 95 not-so-new films added to the spoiler library in this month's updates.
	27 March 2004 - I wandered around the California Railroad Museum to kill an afternoon.
	26 March 2004 - Donald Duck joins my collection of FrankPals.
	24 March 2004 - Extending a rest area visit, I wandered around Lyman, Wyoming.
	23 March 2004 - I popped into Sunol, Nebraska just to see what was there.
	19-24 March 2004 - I left town to get things started on my Midwestern Office in Tripp, SD.
	14 March 2004 - I'm off to check out the St. Patrick's Day festival a couple of towns over.
	29 February 2004 - 105 not-so-new films added to the spoiler library in this month's updates.
	27 February 2004 - I got to go out to dinner to celebrate my 17th birthday -- and they had paper menus!
	25 February 2004 - A ton of new pals added; for the summary of list and pics, try here.
	24 February 2004 - Welcome new FrankPals Charles, Andrea, Autumn, and Ryan and Jamie.
	23 February 2004 -Ashley and Mia (both of El Paso, Texas) join the FrankPal club (and get FrankPens!).
	22 February 2004 - Manda becomes the latest FrankChick to join the elite club.
	22 February 2004 - Ron joins the faces of the FrankPals crew.
	21-26 Febraury 2004 - We take Mardi Gras 2004 on with both wings.
	14 February 2004 - I celebrated Valentine's Day with a massage and spa day... and then had to babysit.
	31 January 2004 - I wandered about Placerville and Tahoe City (both in California), in a fit of boredom.
	31 January 2004 - 84 not-so-new films added to the spoiler library in this month's updates.
	16-25 January 2004 - My trip to Italy in all its glory, including something like 15 new FrankPals!
	10 January 2004 - I wandered around Reno, Nevada and South Lake Tahoe, California -- and saw a wedding!
	03 January 2004 - I figured a trip up to Sacramento, California would be a nice way to pass a Saturday.
	01 January 2004 - Happy New Year! We archived last year's news updates, still visibile from here.